What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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