Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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