Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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