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so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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