I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Randomize
