Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
What drink are we having for lunch?
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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