But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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