i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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