how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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