quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
wow bdsm is so cute
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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