haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Just puked most of my soul out..
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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