i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
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