Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
it was like eating out sand paper
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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