i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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