I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
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