I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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