No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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