that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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