he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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