problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I think my vagina is haunted
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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