absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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