i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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