try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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