white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I love you. Go after that dick
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
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