this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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