absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Someone came in the potted fern
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
