I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize