I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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