im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I wish i was in the wii world.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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