Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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