god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
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