we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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