you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
My first STD was from a foam party
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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