i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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