Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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