he wants to bone in the snuggie
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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