Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
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