The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
So here I am, sexting at work.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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