is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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