Dude my mom stole all your condoms
We got so high we made milksteak
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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