I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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