Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
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