I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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