You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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