You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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