Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
Randomize
