Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
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