I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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