I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
they're like a gay fantastic four
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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