But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
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