"it" just moved
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
Operation Purity has been aborted
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
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