have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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