please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
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