You just made me feel so damn special
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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