Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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