Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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