we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
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