If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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